We hope Sailor Moon's attached to that line-up! Those were some fabulous uniforms, ha!

After fans refused to shut up after a snippet-teasing April Fool's Prank, Cartoon Network realized they needed to bring the block of anime known as Toonami back.

Hosted by Space Ghost Coast to Coast's Moltar and Toonami frontman T.O.M, series like Outlaw Star, Sailor Moon, and Dragon Ball Z had a home for loyal fans. Needless to say, violent acts of anime deprivation was at its lowest.

Beginning May 26, fans can tune into CN's Adult Swim programming to see Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, and Fullmetal Alchemist along with other action favorites and new additions. WooHoo!

But Sailor Moon better use her moon crystal power to get on that list! We'll just feel so wretched if it doesn't come back!!

We have yet to see Men In Black III, but like every Hollywood franchise these days, people are already talking about the next installment!

While talking about where the idea for the current sequel came from, director Barry Sonnenfeld told sources that he wants Will Smith's son Jaden to take over for his pop if there's a sequel!

Stop groaning though because we're pretty sure he's just kidding! Here's what he said when talking about the possibility of Men In Back IIII:

"Will's kind of really smart, but as I said, kind of really annoying, too much energy. When he would get too rambunctious, I would tell him that for Men in Black 4, Will is out and Jaden Smith is in. … If we continue on this path, it won't be released until 2032 but it will be damn good. It all goes into the same pot; it doesn't matter which Smith brings it in. So I am sure he will be fine with it."

LOLz!

Since Will is all about encouraging his children's creative aspirations, we would think so, but he actually wants to remain the face of his favorite science fiction franchise. The actor proceeded to joke:

"Jaden is already 13 years old, so he’s at that mythological boys age, you know – it’s time for his bro-mitzvah. So he’s right at that place … He’s ready to test me so he can’t come anywhere near my movies right now!"

Ha! That's okay. If Hollywood really does decide to make another sequel in 2032, we have no doubt that producers will come knocking Jaden Smith's door!

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Womp womp!

Some reporter at NYC newspaper The Village Voice is in troooouuble!

Music producer Mark Ronson, who collaborated with Amy Winehouse on her EPIC album Back To Black, is pretty pissed at a Villiage Voice article that quotes him as saying:

"What little time we had, well, it was tense. She was in a bad state, God knows why. I think that the Adele thing had Amy freaked out. She liked her, but Adele's success was making Amy feel upset, competitive, restless."

Well, that's apparently not at all what Ronson said, and he took to his Facebook page Thursday to ream out the reporter AND to set the record straight.

We've always felt Adele and Amy inspired each other…?

Read Mark's HEATED response to the article …AFTER THE JUMP!

"I rarely ever respond to misquotes and wrong information. plus, it only serves to bring attention to the matter. however in this case, i will not fucking tolerate it. some journalist quoted me as saying Amy was "freaked out" by Adele's success. jesus christ. i read the interview for the first time just now, and there are so many wrong quotes in there. i can tell the dude was writing whatever he wanted because he uses words and language that i never EVER fucking use in my daily life. at one point, he was grilling me about amy to the point that i said that amy was itching to get back in the studio, and the recent success of others that she had blazed a trail for had put the fire in her belly. but that is absolutely it and all these other words are a complete affront to me, her, adele and anyone who reads this shite.

sorry to get so fucking angry over something that may seem trivial but some wrongs must be righted.
and i have learned my lesson and will no longer answer questions about our girl.
good night and good luck."

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Donna Summer was convinced -- inhaling toxic air after 9/11 gave her the lung cancer that eventually killed her ... TMZ has learned.Sources close to the singer tell TMZ what we were hearing this morning -- that Donna was in New York City during…

The sultry bestseller "Fifty Shades of Grey" is causing a boom in the sex toy market -- in fact, a company that specializes in vaginal exercise balls says it's sold a record number of hoo-ha doodads in the last month ... all thanks to the book.A rep…

John Cena's wife REFUSES to let the wrestler file for divorce -- at least the way he's doing it now -- and to prove she means business, she's asking a judge to throw out the WWE legend's divorce papers.Elizabeth Cena just filed legal docs in…

Remember when we thought John Travolta's second accuser was dropping his case and going quietly into the night? We were wrong!

The anonymous masseur, who claims he was sexually assaulted by the Grease star during a massage in an Atlanta hotel, fired his attorney because he wanted to hire Gloria Allred!

The famous lawyer is now reppin' both John Doe #1 and #2 and said this about her newest client's case:

"We believe that the lawsuit should be filed in another court and, therefore, the lawsuit was dismissed without prejudice. We will be conferring with our client regarding what will happen next in this case."

If they want to file a new lawsuit, Marty Singer is ready and told sources:

"I'm looking forward to trying the case against Gloria Allred in a court of law, not in the media."

It sounds like the angry masseurs didn't think their original attorney, Okorie Okorocha, could handle such a high-profile trial.

That kinda sucks for him because this trial could have made his career! If he won, at least.

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"What to Expect When You're Expecting" divas Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz both put on their glamour faces at the film's premiere in Hollywood on Monday.Question is ...

Erika Van Pelt -- the 10th place finisher on this season's "American Idol" -- says Donna Summer gave her a huge leg up in her music career ... and now she wants to honor the Disco Queen's memory on the upcoming "A.I." concert tour. Van Pelt tells…

Capping off a long day of press duties, the stars of The CW unwound by gathering together for an Upfront after party in New York City on Thursday night (May 17).

Held at swanky Colicchio & Sons, the network's soiree drew out "Hart of Dixie" hottie Rachel Bilson along with "The Vampire Diaries" castmates Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, Paul Wesley, Torrey DeVitto and Kat Graham.

Which star from "The Hangover 2" -- not named Bradley Cooper -- would you want to sit next to in business class? Gotta be that scene-stealing monkey ... unless you're name is Harvey. Check out TMZ on TV -- click here to see your local listings!

Week day at Disneyland!! OMG, we are soooo jealous!

One of the innocent places on earth played host to one of the most famous Playboy playmates on earth!

Holly Madison spent her Wednesday in the happiest place on earth!

The Peep Show star wore hardly any make up and showed little skin as she and (a much younger) mystery man spent the day riding rides and showing off their inner child!

Bet he really loved her after Splash Mountain! ;)

Hope she said "Hi" to Woody for us!

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Recently sandwiched between Oprah and Rihanna, Justin Bieber clocked in at number three on Forbes World's Most Powerful Celebrities list, proving that he's more than just a bubblegum popstar!

In fact, the 18 year old covered Forbes' June issue, and has become quite the venture capitalist!!

After his manager, Scooter Braun, suggested that Bieber start investing his cash in startup companies in 2009, Justin has been getting his businessman on ever since!

The Boyfriend singer said :

“Scooter has a team that helps find investments. Usually we work together. If I find something, I bring it to the table.”

Smart kid!

Justin currently invests in companies like Spotify, Tinychat, WeTopia, Stamped and will soon invest in Viddy, an Instagram-like app, only for sharing videos!

Check out the video from Bieber's cover story interview, including him spilling whose business model he's following (below)!

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File this one under absurd awesome!!

For all of you out there bummed by the impracticality of trying to commute from the kitchen to the bedroom on your Segway, we’d like to introduce you to the Honda UNI-CUB (video above)!

Finally fit for public consumption, the UNI-CUB is an indoor vehicle revolutionizing personal mobility essentially a lawnmower engine bolted to a rolling office chair!

Wowee zowee, get us two!!

This sweet ride tops out at 3.5 mph and has the longevity of an obese man on a stair-climber, dying after about an hour.

And U probably thought Honda’s engineers were off designing cheaper and more efficient Accords or something lame like that!!

If only there was much truth in advertising!!

Remember Honest Trailers's HIGHlarious skewering of Titanic 3D? The jokesters have a new target!

In this video (above), you’ll learn what Transformers was REALLY all about!

They deservingly mock Michael Bay, Hasbro, and the shameless studio execs who green lit an ungodly amount of product placement.

Still, we’d pay to watch it all over again just for that scene where Megan Foxxy Lady checks the oil!!

[Video via Screen Junkies.]

Following fizzled out relationships with Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner and Jake Gyllenhaal, it looks as if Taylor Swift may be ready to give romance another go.

The country darling was spotted out on a lunch date with Foster The People frontman Mark Foster at Caffe Roma in Beverly Hills on Thursday (May 17).

Hmmmm.

If the teaser (above) is to be believed, Beauty & the Beast won't be much more than 42 minutes of the unequivocally gorgeous Kristin Kreuk running for her life every Thursday.

Not exactly appointment TV!

We learn nothing of "the beast" here but the rumor mills agree he's a Hulk-like character who turns extra beastly when the "beauty" he stalks loves is threatened.

Reminiscent of the the identically titled ‘80s series starring Sarah Connor Linda Hamilton and Hellboy Ron Perlman, we’re not positive this show warranted a reboot.

The trailer will be especially disconcerting for legions of disenfranchised Secret Circle fans might now begin to wonder whether CW is punking them!

[Video via CW.]

Ringing in another year as she readies to begin her post-"Twilight" career, Nikki Reed celebrated her 24th birthday with a lunch outing in Studio City, California on Thursday (May 17).

The Rosalie Hale hottie was joined by husband Paul McDonald and their two German Shepherds as the happy family grabbed a patio table at Sun Cafe.

Donna Summer's family has scheduled a public memorial for the Disco Queen -- and TMZ has learned, it will take place next Wednesday in Nashville.Donna and her family moved to Nashville in 1994 -- and sources tell TMZ, Donna's family chose the city…

She's known for her sexy small screen work in the "Spartacus" shows on Starz, and the lovely Katrina Law shows off her good looks in a feature included in the June 2012 issue of Maxim Australia.

The 27-year-old actress dons an array of skimpy lingerie for the Joe Deangelis shot spread lining the magazine's pages while dishing about topics having to do with her role in "Spartacus: Vengeance".

Carrying the southern France festivities well into the night, a plethora of famous faces took to Villa St George for a party as part of the 65th Cannes Film Festival on Thursday (May 17).

Among those turning up at The IFP, Calvin Klein Collection & euphoria Calvin Klein Celebration of Women In Film were lovely ladies like Shailene Woodley, Jessica Chastain, Jada Pinkett Smith and Naomi Watts.

After giving up tanning for her baby, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi revealed she's already looking forward to delivering her baby and even has an outfit in mind to wear while she's giving birth.

The "Jersey Shore" reality star is due to welcome her first child sometime this summer and, according to Ryan Seacrest, she wants to wear a leopard print gown with matching shoes while delivering her baby, but her love for leopard print doesn't stop there.

I love you guys so much because you have the courage to have a dream.

That's what Steven Tyler told the remaining three American Idol contestants tonight. Alas, for one of Phillip Phillips, Jessica Sanchez and Joshua Ledet, the dream is now over. So... following a painful Ice Age 3 tie-in and a performance by Adam Lambert, who got voted out of season 11?

JOSHUA LEDET!

The talented crooner takes it very well and even brings his mom on stage as he sings farewell via "Man's Man's Man's World."

This leaves Jessica Sanchez, likely the best voice of the season, and Phillip Phillips, the obligatory cute-white-guy-with-a-guitar-who-wins-every-season, to square off on next week's finale.

Do you think Ledet deserved to be voted off?

Who will win American Idol?

With the season winding down to a close, "American Idol" narrowed the contestants down to the final two during a results show on Thursday night (May 17).

Prior to the big announcement, Jennifer Lopez was spotted making a glamorous arrival to the studios before joining alongside fellow judges Steven Tyler and Randy Jackson for the evening's festivities.

In honor of their newest film “Moonrise Kingdom”, Bill Murray and Kara Hayward pose for pictures in a space-age setting for the June 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

In the issue, director Wes Anderson explains his universe and the story behind his film, which follows “two 12-year-old kids in the 1960s—a solitary daughter and an orphaned Boy Scout—who fall in love and run away together.”

Jessica Sanchez, Joshua Ledet and Phillip Phillips faced their final elimination on Thursday

Making the most of some relaxing time off, Ashley Benson ventured over to the Westfield Mall in Los Angeles, CA earlier this week.

The "Pretty Little Liars" starlet looked fashion forward for spring in a simple sundress paired with rocker boots while she walked through the parking lot with her boyfriend, Ryan Good.

Brooke Hogan may not have an inappropriate relationship with her father, but she is following in the Hulker's footsteps. His wrestling boot-strapped footsteps, we should say.

Sources confirm to TMZ that the former reality star/failed singer has signed a contract with TNA Wrestling - but she actually won't enter the squared circle.

Instead, oddly enough, Hogan will work new female wrestlers in the company, helping them develop characters, cut promos and enter with the right music. What qualifies Brooke for this position? Her last name. That's pretty much it.

"Brooke is such a great talent who's really sharp and will make a great addition to the TNA family," says TNA President Dixie Carter and, hey, it's not like the relationship could be any worse than the one Hogan has with her own family.

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Wayne Newton is a sexually deviant kiss fiend -- this according to a new lawsuit filed against Mr. Las Vegas.70-year-old Wayne is being sued by a former business partner, who claims he invested millions to turn Newton's Vegas mansion into a museum…

Mary Kennedy battled depression for years and "was in a lot of agony," he says

The TV personality, who turns 40 in November, will be featured on the July/August cover

With her new movie "Prometheus" set to hit theaters on June 8th, Noomi Rapace pitched in on promotions by taking over the cover of Dazed & Confused.

The 32-year-old Swedish actress prettied up the pages in a Theysken's Theory dress with Sølve Sundsbø shooting the spread for the magazine's 'Intergalactic' issue.

Brooke Hogan is following in her father's giant yellow footsteps ... TMZ has learned she just inked a deal to join the TNA Wrestling family.TNA President Dixie Carter tells TMZ ... Brooke is NOT going to be a wrestler ... but rather an executive who…

"We're not treating it like a crime," says a detective of the case involving the Terminator 3 actor

Donna Summer's legendary disco songs inspired millions of people to dance with no pants! Ahh, the 70s ... good times. So here's to the disco queen who made 'em scream ...  Check out TMZ on TV -- click here to see your local listings!

"I knew her and found her to be one of the most likable and fun people ever," Parton says

Is the gluten-free girl going to wither away before our eyes?

Leaving the Delano Hotel in Miami Beach Wednesday, Miley Cyrus sported a slim gray mini dress, putting her shrinking figure on full display.

Later, she rocked a tube top and some shorts that barely covered what little of her there is left. Both outfits have sparked some concern ...

In April, the last time Miley Cyrus anorexic rumors popped up, she explained on Twitter that her noticeable weight loss wasn't from battling an eating disorder.

"For everyone calling me anorexic, I have a gluten and lactose allergy," she said. "It's not about weight - it's about health. Gluten is crap anyway!"

The 19-year-old then added, "Everyone should try no gluten for a week! The change in your skin, physical and mental health is amazing. You won't go back!"

Even if that's true, to a point, people can go overboard, as some say Miley has done with whatever's caused her to appear so gaunt of late.

Or not. Talk to THG: Is Miley Cyrus too thin?

Called the Love Shack, his private space features a chandelier and a half-naked mannequin

Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, a regular on many "most beautiful woman in the world" lists, is being slammed by some fans in her native India.

The reason: Not dropping the weight that she gained during her first pregnancy quickly enough. Seriously. People are not happy. And are voicing it out loud.

In one video posted on YouTube dubbed "Aishwarya Rai’s Shocking Weight Gain" (below), someone who needs a life chronicles her transformation in detail.

“Aishwarya Rai Bachchan post-pregnancy seems to be looking rather plump,” states the description. “The Bachchan bahu seems to be taking motherhood very seriously and shockingly seems to have put on at least 5-6 kilos.”

Sound bites of an elephant are featured in the background. Classy.

“She needs to learn from people like Victoria Beckham who are back to size zero weeks after their delivery,” a comment on the videos reads.

"She's a Bollywood actress and being a part of showbiz it is her duty to look good and fit. Till now she has been praised for her beauty, so it is only fair that she should also be criticized if she is not able to live up to it,” another states.

Aishwarya Rai Weight Gain

Rai gave birth to her first child in November. Apparently half a year is way past the cutoff. This is what you're up against, Jessica Simpson.

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Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has everything important that happened so far at the Cannes Film Festival right here and here. We’ve also got Vanessa Hudgens who still thinks Coachella‘s going on, Joe Jonas coordinates every single part of his outfit as all straight men are wont to do, James Gandolfini discovers Read More ...

The rapper posts pics of himself, says he's on the mend and that he has a mixtape coming out

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s estranged wife Mary Kennedy died as a result of asphyxiation by hanging, confirming a report that surfaced yesterday.

Now it's official, according to the Westchester County medical examiner.

The medical examiner's report does not use the word "suicide," although it's being widely reported (and probably accurate) that Mary committed suicide.

Police found Mary Kennedy dead yesterday afternoon at her home in Bedford, N.Y. She was already dead by the time authorities arrived at the home.

According to the Bedford Police Department, officers responded to Mary's home to investigate a possible "unattended death," meaning no one saw it.

Mary and RFK Jr., the son of Robert F. Kennedy and the nephew of president John F. Kennedy, had four children. They separated back in 2010.

Her death marked the final event in a life that had turned tumultuous of late and adds yet another dark moment in the Kennedy family's history.

Psychologists said events in her recent history, such as reports of alcohol and drug abuse and psychiatric problems, pointed to an increased risk of suicide.

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I honestly didn’t plan on writing two Miley Cyrus‘ posts today, but who could’ve honestly predicted she’d spend this afternoon hocking loogies off her hotel balcony before parading around in a tube top? Except don’t answer that because it’s everyone. Everyone could’ve predicted it. I’ve seen fish in water look less natural and perfectly suited Read More ...

For reasons known only to him and a lounge chair lovingly dubbed “Sir Holds Them Booties,” here’s Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore standing shirtless on a yacht in Cannes this morning while holding a champagne flute, so we’re just going to go ahead and start calling him the Black Skarsgard. For this a man who Read More ...

"I'm excited to start this next phase of my life with Miss Smartypants," he says

Just two days after John Travolta's first accuser filed papers to dismiss his sexual battery lawsuit against the actor, the second accuser has followed suit.

The second accuser, also a male masseur, just fired his lawyer and will reportedly file new papers in an effort to dismiss the lawsuit in the near future.

The second accuser had claimed Travolta assaulted him on January 28 at an Atlanta spa resort. Travolta allegedly grabbed the masseur's penis, etc.

It's the last remaining lawsuit against Travolta, as both the third accuser (Fabian Zanzi) and the fourth accuser who came forward today have not filed.

The first accuser, who had claimed a similar junk-grabbing incident occurred on January 16 at the Beverly Hills Hotel, dropped his lawsuit on Tuesday.

Attorney Okorie Okorocha, who repped both accusers, claims he doesn't know why his second client called it quits, but both have hired Gloria Allred.

John Travolta is quick to deny reports that he paid off the men.

His lawyer, Marty Singer, says, "Not one penny has been paid nor do we have any intention to pay any money for these ridiculous and false claims."

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"Love this photo," says the pregnant Jersey Shore star

The attorney for Trayvon Martin's family claims there have been strategic leaks of records in the case intended to benefit defendant George Zimmerman.

Attorney Benjamin Crump said on Wednesday he wants "full transparency" in the case, and called for all the police files on the subject to be released.

After several news outlets were given access to a sealed medical examiner's report on Martin and a police report on Zimmerman, Crump was incensed.

"It was leaked for a beneficial purpose, certainly to help George Zimmerman's claim of self-defense," he said. "This report needs to be vetted with a keen eye."

"Look at this in the full context. George Zimmerman made the decision to get out of his car, profile Trayvon Martin, pursue Trayvon Martin and confront him."

According to NBC News, the autopsy on the slain 17-year-old says that Martin was killed by a single "penetrating gunshot wound to the chest" Feb. 26.

Meanwhile, medical records leaked to ABC News showed Zimmerman likely suffered a broken nose, black eyes and was bleeding from the back of head.

His lawyer, Mark O'Mara, said he may seek a dismissal of the second-degree murder charge against his client under Florida's "stand your ground" law.

Zimmerman pleaded not guilty last week and is free on bond.

Eduardo Saverin, the billionaire Facebook co-founder portrayed by Andrew Garfield in The Social Network, is no longer an American citizen.

Saverin, 30, renounced the U.S. citizenship he gained as a teenager in advance of the company's impending IPO, a move met with criticism.

He's accused of trying to skip out on taxes with the move, though the Brazilian-born resident of Singapore has done nothing illegal at any point.

Eduardo Saverin co-founded Facebook at age 21, was forced out two years later, sued CEO Mark Zuckerberg and ultimately settled out of court.

He was given a share of the company that left him phenomenally wealthy.

His stake, 4 percent of the company, will most likely be worth more than $3 billion when Facebook goes public Friday. Hence his exit now.

Saverin joins a growing number of people giving up U.S. citizenship, a move that can trim their tax liabilities when residing in lower-tax nations.

Said Tom Goodman, a spokesman for Saverin, in an e-mailed statement:

“Eduardo recently found it more practical to become a resident of Singapore since he plans to live there for an indefinite period of time.”

He professes ignorance about his taxes and refuses to discuss his finances.

“This had nothing to do with taxes,” he insisted. “I was born in Brazil, I was a U.S. citizen for about 10 years. I thought of myself as a global citizen.”

Saverin renounced U.S. citizenship “around September”, according to his spokesman.

Singapore doesn’t have a capital gains tax. It does tax income earned in that nation, as well as “certain foreign- sourced income,” according to reports.

Saverin won’t escape all U.S. taxes. Americans who give up their citizenship owe what is effectively an exit tax on the capital gains from stock holdings.

Renouncing your citizenship in advance of an IPO is “a very smart idea,” said one expert, “Once it’s public you can’t fool around with the value.”

Saverin’s decision to leave could have been a wager that the cost of an exit tax now - 15 percent of whatever valuation he could get the IRS to agree to - would be far less than the 35 percent or more in estate tax his heirs would face.

"I made sure I took the right vitamins and didn't take artificial sweeteners," the expectant actress explains

According to Us Weekly, Teen Mom Jenelle Evans has announced she’s engaged to boyfriend Gary Head who, and I’m trying to remember all this correctly even though I actively tried to avoid most of this information, she openly accused on Facebook of beating her because she was hanging out with her ex Kieffer who, after Read More ...

Russell Brand and Katy Perry might as well be teaching Celebrity Breakups 101.

Proving that a split doesn't have to be bitter or contentious just because it's painful, the comedian opened up to Ellen DeGeneres about his recent divorce and had only positive things to say about former wife Katy Perry.

"I still love her as a human being," he said. "But, sometimes when you're in a relationship I suppose it doesn't work out, does it? You can't absolutely make everything the way you want it to be in life. But that doesn't mean I regret it or anything."

Russell Brand on Katy Perry (Ellen Interview)

"Sometimes things are just different and then you move with that and try and remain in contact with what is beautiful about yourself and each other."

"I was very happy to be married with her," Brand continued. "She's such a beautiful human being and I just have only love and positivity for her."

Perry has since rebounded with Florence + The Machine guitarist Robert Ackroyd, with whom she was spotted packing on the PDA at Coachella.

Still, it's time to move on. Last week, Brand finally unfollowed her on Twitter.

Also on Ellen, Brand weighed in on various newsworthy items of the day, including the Time Magazine breastfeeding cover. You gotta watch.

Bobby Brown took to The Tonight Show stage to debut a new song he wrote about life since Whitney Houston's death ... we wish we were kidding.

The song, released online a week ago but little-noticed because Bobby Brown's career has been on a 15-year tailspin, is a confession of sorts.

Bobby admits he "messed up pretty bad" and begs his late ex-wife ... "Don't let me die." That's right, even after her death, it's all about BB.

Bobby Brown - Don't Let Me Die

The song also features the lyrics, "I didn’t realize that every breath I took was from you ... You were my air.” That's actually somewhat nice.

Brown also sings. "I didn’t know who you were, didn’t know what we had. Now I’m stuck living in the past ... trying to get the pieces back. But I guess now you’re gone."

Guess so.

Brown, who's been making the media rounds to reiterate that Whitney's death is not his fault, performed the track live last night for the FIRST TIME EVER, will be releasing the sensual track on his new album in June, just months after she died.

Hey, gotta strike while the iron is hot.

While old accusers drop their lawsuits just in time for new ones to keep coming forward, John Travolta is now being accused of trying to blow his late Grease co-star Jeff Conaway which surprisingly ended their relationship because Hollywood has weird rules that way. Ha, but not us though, right, Photo Boy? (Don’t look me Read More ...

Like most scientists, Jenny McCarthy just wants the respect of her peers and to be acknowledged for her tireless research in the field of medical science. Which explains why she agreed to show her tits for money in the July issue of Playboy like the reputable academic she is. Also, everyone knows posing for Penthouse Read More ...

Following up Tuesday’s dog and booby show, here’s Miley Cyrus prancing around Miami in a super-tight dress yesterday because she really wanted to be an advocate for curvier, real woman, but dangit, wouldn’t you know a gluten allergy came along and made her body all skinny and awesome. It’s like a curse. Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Read More ...

In the same issue featuring an interview with Michael Fassbender about his giant penis that tries not to be about his giant penis, Deadspin‘s Drew Magary attempts to do an interview with Justin Bieber for GQ that turns into an exercise in dealing with an ADD-addled wannabe gangsta who lives in an insulated bubble that Read More ...

“Stars of Asgard, this precious child is like a delicately wrapped sandwich filled with various meats and cheeses and perhaps even adorned with peppercorn.. Wench, I grow hungry!” By voluminous request, here’s The Avengers/Thor star Chris Hemsworth holding his newborn daughter India Rose in London yesterday because if you didn’t know already, handsome dudes holding Read More ...

- Jennifer Lopez‘s stunt double looks so much like her… - Don’t ask Mariah Carey about Britney Spears judging X-Factor. - Remixing Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s cheesy one-liners and setting them to music is just goddamn incredible. - Gloria Allred is representing the first John Travolta accuser now in case you’re wondering how Read More ...